you know your a mom when...

-you don't like going to the mall because every store is so packed with stuff that you can't push the stroller around without bumping into a million things

-you walk into a furniture store and the first thing that jumps into your head is "wow that's going to be hard to baby proof!"

-you know your child has a dirty diaper before anyone else notices

-you can't deal with anyone's throw up unless its your own or your childs

-you learn that you can sleep when your dead

-you plan everything around nap time

-you forget to feed yourself

-insead of going to get some new jeans for yourself at walmart you find your self in the baby section instead.

-all of your facebook status talk about your child

-you never take picture's of yourself anymore, instead they are all of your child

-Date Night, whats that? I don't think I've ever heard of that!

-You have all of the Wonder Pets songs memorized and find yourself singing them to yourself in a empty car

This isn't finshed! I think of more daily!